LINKERT ATTACKS IS AS LONG AS A PIECE OF STRING

15 countries were represented at Linkert Attacks! UK 2013 divided between 200 or so riders -

France, Wales, Ireland, Belgium, Holland, Denamrk, Germany, Sweden, Norway, Germany, Switzerland, Canada, Thailand, Italy, Japan & England ......

THANK YOU all for making the effort to travel to visit us.

Here is a youtube thingy of the bikes leaving on the ride out:

LAST CALL FOR PRE PAY 19th JUNE

Roll up roll up

We can not and will not process any contributions sent after WEDNESDAY 19TH JUNE for Linkert Attacks UK 2013..... so if you haven't done it by then you will have to take your chances on the gate.

Don't be the guy sitting at home like a lemon when your mates are in The Dook.

VENE VIDI VICI

2068 years ago some foreigners came to visit and built us some nice straight roads. This year Christian and his mates are coming back to enjoy our home grown twisty ones. They're ready...are you?

If only we could ride from Europe to Linkert Attacks! UK.

We have had a few enquiries about how to get to Linkert Attacks from the continent. 

We hate riding the same roads twice on a roadtrip - so this might help if you feel the same way.

Be careful in the English coast side - there will be caravans full of old people heading for the coast and caravans full of the middle classes heading to Glastonbury. 

KENNYSHOVEL

Kenny

Contact us at Linkertattacksuk@gmail.com from a different email that kennyshovel@live..blah blah

Cos your email address isnt working

WWNWW

VIKINGS AND LEGIONNAIRES

my old fruity friends are coming

WIDOW VENOM

It is coming back, stronger, meaner and more ugly.

From our man in Northern Ireland

SEE YOU IN THE DOOK!

What is Linkert Attacks! ?

Linkert Attacks! is a party for riders of dangerous old motorcycles.
The machines you will see there range from a sublime original paint Knucklehead to a ridiculous home built Ironhead chopper.

What type of machine qualifies for entry to Linkert Attacks! ?

Linkert Attacks! is fundamentally for old Harley Davidsons [pre-83] & Indians [pre-53] but since we are the home of the the greatest collection of motorcycles marques ever we welcome old Vincents, Broughs, Triumphs, Nortons, BSAs etc and with some persuasion we may even consider old Japanese bikes too.
NO Four wheelers of any description no matter how good your excuse.

Who is a 'Linkert Attacker'?

If you make it to Linkert Attacks! you are. It is about the ride....the drink & hug waiting for you at the end is just the cream on the cake.

Where do Linkert Attackers come from?

As we said this is a riders event and this year we are expecting bikes from the United States, France, Holland, Belgium, Germany, Switzerland, Sweden, Spain, Italy, Ireland, Wales & England.

What happens if I ride a Linkert Attacks! bike but my superhot girlfriend has an Evo?

You don't have to leave her behind, we have a parking area especially for that sort of thing BUT this must be by prior agreement with the hosts.

Where is it held?

That is the big question. We keep the location secret but suffice to say its a long way away from where you are now in a magical part of the deep south of England. Don't worry, we will release the details in good time.

Do I have to pay to get in?

Yes, no freebies, even the hosts buy their tickets. But in the ticket price you get 4 meals a welcome drink a goodie bag and endless amusement. This is not a 'bike show' but we do give out trophies to the best of whatever you are riding....and this year the trophies are worth far more than the ticket price so get to work.

This sounds great, what do I do next?

Either contact your friendly Black Widow and talk to him or email us at linkertattacksuk@gmail.com , tell us what bike you are riding and we will take it from there.

What is The Dook?

Don't ask stupid questions.

A fist full of Flyers

Are you the chosen one?